Posted 33 minutes ago

tayloraroush:

eyeheartbrains:

thearidee:

FUCK YES.

Fellow Okie gets it right.

THIS REALLY HAPPENED!!!!!!!!! ?? Legit.

Tight

Posted 36 minutes ago

makin time and a half monday and im scheduled for 11 hours

hells yez

Posted 1 hour ago
is $10 an hour minimum wage in the us? i think it coverts to about £6.50 in the uk which is just over minimum wage, do you even have minimum wage in the us cause you guys tip like mad?
joannawoodpaint asked

yes but it differs state to state. in california minimum wage is $8.00, in arizona where i used to live i think it’s $7.80

Posted 1 hour ago
Did you buy heroin
Anonymous asked

no fuckin way lol 

he could have bonk shit
he could have been a cop
he could have robbed me

so many could haves

if i want drugs i can get them other from trusted hookups not off the street like someone raised in the jungle 

Posted 1 hour ago

This guy just tried to sell me heroin in down town Carlsbad

Wut

Posted 1 hour ago
How much does your birth control cost?
Anonymous asked

20 per month…without insurance it would be $97 according to the prescription details

Posted 2 hours ago
Why dont you like partying?
Anonymous asked

Because I hate everyone and why would I want to be the wonderful act of being fucked up around stupid people I don’t care to know

Posted 2 hours ago
the new season of master chef starts tonight on fox FYI
Anonymous asked

Omg

Posted 3 hours ago

okay oil change time…ef…

evan

u owe me at least one kitten for this

Posted 3 hours ago
This might be too personal but I've never made my boyfriend cum through a blowjob.. Can you give me some tips? And how long do you normally have to do it for?
Anonymous asked

most of my blowjobs lead into sex..except on the rare occasion im on my period and not in the mood…

it differs guy to guy…my bf likes this technique i do…not sure if i can even describe it..lets call it “the wine opener”

oh god how do i even describe this, i just know because hes straight up told me “if you do that thing you do over and over i will cum no matter what”

  1. one hand holds the penis firmly at the bottom. 1/4 penis. simple. this hand doesnt move. leave it. forget about it. 
  2. the other hand is stroking the penis in a twisting motion, 3/4 penis up until the head.
  3. my mouth has my lips curved over my teeth, and i’m sucking the tip, my tongue is flicking at the same time

now we will focus on hand 2 and mouth

you need to do this at the same time-

take your mouth and with the suction going, remove your mouth and make a “cork popping” sound (to know you are getting the right suction) 
as soon as this sound happens you take the twisty hand and twist it over the very tip of his head…be FIRM but dont squeeze the life out of him

then you go RIGHT back to the suction with your mouth and flick of your tongue and right back to twisting 3/4 the shaft

now repeat in a fast motion

it should be sounding like you are opening wine bottles and your man should be squirming

 

..im sorry i really dont know how to describe it and im not making a tutorial

but that shit works 

Posted 5 hours ago
HAHAHAHAH OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT YOUR POST. "FOR LIFE U GUYS" HAHAHA. I'm just imagining you all excited and everything. Well, that's AWESOME for you that you made a new BFF, Biz. I'm happy for you. You go, girl!
Anonymous asked

Dude I’m so stoked. She’s 24 and doesn’t party so it’s like perfect for me. We have so much in common. We clicked from the start, I just sat down next to her and we started talking and now we are going to Starbucks tmrw like wut

Posted 5 hours ago
evan's so hot, even though we can't see him fully. good for you, girl.
Anonymous asked

thanks :) he’s the whole package imo

great bod, dope d, awesome personality..im lucky

Posted 5 hours ago

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

image

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

Posted 5 hours ago
do you think you're attractive?
Anonymous asked

like 5/10..6/10 on good days..

im not ugly

but im not hot

Posted 5 hours ago
my two men

my two men