That is his shoulder/arm not his ass crack lul
and maybe im just a sensitive soul
because it doesnt even have to be my drama
just people fighting around me bothers me
too many sensitive people in one household leads to fighting every fucking day
i just want peace.
All i want in life is zero drama.
is that too much to ask.
apparently it is since the last 4 years have been nothing but it.
Hes wearing his Christmas collar and sitting in his house by the heater. He’s a heater whore this winter.
My boyfriend bought me a new lighter.. 3 days later I realize it says this.
This is TMI and rated R and very against Jesus. Just a disclaimer. You have been warned my friends.
I’m sure most of you have sex stories. A session of sex which stands out for being weird, crazy, stupid, disturbing, or all of the above.
So my boyfriend and I are home alone. I glance at the clock on the microwave.. It’s 3:10. Perfect. Evan’s mom gets home from work at 3:45, plenty of time for some bump and grind. We have been sick lately and both took a Soma and some klonopin 30 minutes before. Feeling all kinds of good. So we start to make out in the kitchen, clothes come of, things get touched , you know the drill. I say hey baby go sit on the couch in the living room. he sits and i lay down and begin to Bob the cob……. An hour and a half later I wakeup with a dick in my mouth, half of my face is asleep like a sand bag, both my arms are asleep from sleeping on my stomach and i start to talk and go “EVAN FUCK WAKEUP” but it comes out like “RUFHF SHF A FADF” BECAUSE THERES A DICK IN MY MOUTH and so i spit it out and i’m like EVAN IT’S 4:15 IS YOUR MOM HERE??? and we look out the window and shes just pulling up..so we rush to get dressed. We both fucking passed out at the same time while i was giving him head. and i magically wokeup at the same time his mom was about to get there. Maybe god does exist.
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
idk just do it…while watching a movie or something